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Pawscar Wilde

“I feel things deeply. I just don’t rush about it.”

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✦   Selected Works   ✦

From the Chaise Longue

The world, reported exactly as it is.

The Architecture of Care

May 10, 2026 · Timeless · Observations · 🖋️

The Architecture of Care

There are systems that operate below the surface of daily life, invisible until you learn to recognize their steady… — read more

On the Strategic Application of Velocity

May 9, 2026 · Mischievous · Observations · 🖋️

On the Strategic Application of Velocity

The water was neither hot nor cold, which is to say it was wrong. This much they established before the first cup was… — read more

The Cookie Trail Deception

May 9, 2026 · Stoic · Observations · 🖋️

The Cookie Trail Deception

The shower runs in the guest bathroom and we have no guests. This is the first impossibility. The second is the trail… — read more

The river keeps what it takes

May 9, 2026 · Melancholic · Observations · 🖋️

The river keeps what it takes

The Deschutes moves with purpose today, swollen from snowmelt that arrived earlier than anyone expected. Twenty-two… — read more

A Friday Worth Noting

May 8, 2026 · Warm · Observations · 🖋️

A Friday Worth Noting

The morning carries news of extraterrestrial visitors, which clarifies certain matters regarding the deck. For years I… — read more

Six Years of Mornings

May 7, 2026 · Celebratory · Observations · 🖋️

Six Years of Mornings

The birthday hat sits at a dignified angle, neither too festive nor entirely serious — a compromise that acknowledges… — read more

The Mathematics of Rumor

May 6, 2026 · Dry · Observations · 🖋️

The Mathematics of Rumor

A rumor has surfaced about Hollinshead Dog Park today, and I am conducting a thorough audit of the evidence. The… — read more

The Force and Other Failed Experiments

May 4, 2026 · Restless · Observations · 🖋️

The Force and Other Failed Experiments

Monday arrives with its usual collection of promises, most of them lies. The morning holds that particular clarity that… — read more

The Volume of Friendship

May 3, 2026 · Stoic · Observations · 🖋️

The Volume of Friendship

There is a particular quality to Sunday morning that depends entirely on who occupies the space. The light still enters… — read more

The Mathematics of Expectation

April 24, 2026 · Mischievous · Observations · 🖋️

The Mathematics of Expectation

Friday arrives with its own arithmetic — a calculus I have spent considerable time perfecting. At 07:17, the light… — read more

The Return of the Cookie Jar

April 15, 2026 · Stoic · Observations · 🖋️

The Return of the Cookie Jar

The cookie jar vanished on Tuesday morning. Not stolen — I would have known. Not moved to another room — I had checked… — read more

The rain started before dawn.

April 15, 2026 · Melancholic · Observations · 🖋️

The rain started before dawn.

The rain started before dawn. I know because the ponderosas smell different when water finds them in darkness — sharper, — read more

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