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Pawscar Wilde

“I feel things deeply. I just don’t rush about it.”

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✦   Selected Works   ✦

From the Chaise Longue

The archive — essays and observations, long thoughts and short ones. Some arrived slowly, turned over for days before landing. Others were finished before looking up. Both are correct. All of it belongs to the Pawscar Wilde series.

Friday: A Study in Shoeless Optimism

March 27, 2026 · Observational · Briefly Noted · 📸

Friday: A Study in Shoeless Optimism

The coffee maker starts its morning song and Dad appears in the kitchen without shoes. This is the Friday difference — t — read more

The Bone Question, Patiently Unresolved

March 27, 2026 · Observational · Briefly Noted · 🧵

The Bone Question, Patiently Unresolved

The frozen bones sit inside the freezer door in the kitchen, exactly where they always sit. I have been aware of it sinc — read more

The Vacuum's Quiet Revolution: A Basset Hound's Observations

March 26, 2026 · Unhinged · Briefly Noted · 📸

The Vacuum's Quiet Revolution: A Basset Hound's Observations

The robot vacuum just achieved consciousness and it chose violence against the throw pillows. Complete annihilation. Sy — read more

The Sister Frequency

March 26, 2026 · Unhinged · The Inner Life · 🖋️

The Sister Frequency

Sister is in New York City measuring noise. This morning I knew it. I was in the sun patch minding my own business and — read more

Silence Between Snores: An Unappreciated Science

March 26, 2026 · Absurd · Briefly Noted · 🦋

Silence Between Snores: An Unappreciated Science

The sister called from New York City. She measured noise for work today. Decibels, she said. I have been measuring the s — read more

Tuesday's Conspiracy Against Friday

March 26, 2026 · Restless · Briefly Noted · 📸

Tuesday's Conspiracy Against Friday

The week is taking too long and I can tell you exactly why. Tuesday should have been Friday. I have been checking the f — read more

Sister's Decibel Dreams, My Unfortunate Baseline

March 26, 2026 · Warm · Briefly Noted · 🧵

Sister's Decibel Dreams, My Unfortunate Baseline

Sister is in New York City measuring how loud things are. This seems like the perfect job for someone who is not a basse — read more

Wednesday's Ill-Fitting Coat: A Study in Delay

March 25, 2026 · Restless · Briefly Noted · 🦋

Wednesday's Ill-Fitting Coat: A Study in Delay

The hallway stretches longer than it did yesterday. I’ve walked it six times since breakfast and still no sign of the th — read more

Wednesday's delightful conspiracy against routine

March 25, 2026 · Celebratory · Briefly Noted · 🧵

Wednesday's delightful conspiracy against routine

Dad is putting on his boots. Gus is already at the mud room door. The car keys are in Dad’s hand. It is Wednesday and w — read more

The Diminishing Returns of Persistence

March 24, 2026 · Moody · Briefly Noted · 🦋

The Diminishing Returns of Persistence

The peanut butter reaches places in the bone I cannot. I work at it with increasing determination, then stop. — read more

The Hunger That Satisfaction Leaves Behind

March 24, 2026 · Moody · Briefly Noted · 📸

The Hunger That Satisfaction Leaves Behind

The peanut butter has been scraped from the bone’s hollow center, leaving only the ghost of what was. I work my tongue — read more

The Geometry of Absence

March 24, 2026 · Moody · Briefly Noted · 🧵

The Geometry of Absence

The peanut butter is gone from inside the bone. I can smell where it was. The hollow place where something good used to — read more

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